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William Weaver's avatar

I'm surprised anybody noticed. Seems like another day at Walmart 😂💀

K.R. Byers's avatar

Yeah, thats why I had to keep escalating things. Hahaha! 😂🤣

Brandon Ellrich's avatar

Try church next time, and I'll bet you get escorted out faster than anywhere. Either that, or they'll try to exorcise your demons. 😈

Either way, it'll be the most exciting Sunday those parishioners have had in a LOOOOONG time!

K.R. Byers's avatar

Maybe! In church they might think that I'm speaking in tongues and celebrate it! There are a lot of ways that can go! LOL

Brandon Ellrich's avatar

True

Phil Burns's avatar

I talk to myself anywhere and everywhere. I don't at Walmart because I don't want to fit. Target, Aldi's and Jewel are better because they get 'normal' people. But normal is subjective.

K.R. Byers's avatar

I actually do talk to myself all the time. I have had conversations with myself and looked up to see people in the store looking at me like “what the fuck”. Hahaha.

There are two kinds of talking to ourselves though. The kind where we are just thinking out loud and the kind where we think people are talking back. 😆

Luckily I only do the former… so far. Hahaha

Phil Burns's avatar

I do the latter. It’s the only time I can have an argument and no one tells me to stfu.

K.R. Byers's avatar

Fair! Thats as good a reason as any! Hahaha

Rosa Maria's avatar

Freedom of speech at its best!

K.R. Byers's avatar

Or at its worst… depending on how you look at it i guess! 🤣😂

Kimberly Parker's avatar

Oh Frank!

K.R. Byers's avatar

K.R. Byers… you’re on the wrong substack again honey! 😊

Donna Glaser's avatar

🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟 <--- 5 star review!! Way to go KR

K.R. Byers's avatar

Ahhh! Thanks Donna! 🥰

Sue W.'s avatar

Excellent. Do this a few time a week in different locations. Maybe a gas station next?

K.R. Byers's avatar

Gas station, church, a park, maybe a wedding… lots of fun options. Hahaha

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K.R. Byers's avatar

It’s published in “world of satire”.

Why do you think that is?

BECAUSE IT’S NOT REAL!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Rosa Maria's avatar

Some people do not understand satire. Or was it a MAGAt? Those barely know part of the alphabet. S-a-t-i-r-e may be too long a word for them.